Father Bother

E-I-E-I-Ohhhhhhhh (The Da Vinci Code)

Questions this week:  What happened to all the quail? And how many times can we say "weird stuff" in an episode?Children's Book Review: Everyone PoopsSupport us on Patreon and follow us on twitter @FatherBother. And if you have a book you want us to kidify in a future episode, just shout!

Memory Lanes (The Remains of the Day)

Questions this week: How hard is it to avoid trademarks when making a children's book about toys? And has Anthony Hopkins been in any movie besides Silence of the Lambs?Children's Book Review: Good Night, Good Night Construction SiteSupport us on Patreon and follow us on twitter @FatherBother. And if you have a book you want us to kidify in a future episode, just shout!

The Free Balloon (The Awakening)

Questions this week: How many Adele lyrics can we fit into a single episode? And why did we think going on a bear hunt was a good idea?Children's Book Review: We're Going On A Bear HuntSupport us on Patreon and follow us on twitter @FatherBother. And if you have a book you want us to kidify in a future episode, just shout!

I Don’t Want to Learn My Letters! (Catch-22)

Questions this week: how is a classroom like war? And did Farrah Fawcett really paint with her butt?Children's Book Review: Where the Wild Things AreSupport us on Patreon and follow us on twitter @FatherBother. And if you have a book you want us to kidify in a future episode, just shout!

Bellyache! (Invisible Man)

Questions this week: how does a bacterium find acceptance in the gut? And is Nathan's high pitched voice the scariest thing we've ever heard?Children's Book Review: Don't Let The Pigeon Drive the Bus!Support us on Patreon and follow us on twitter @FatherBother. And if you have a book you want us to kidify in a future episode, just shout!

Jane Pear (Jane Eyre)

Questions this week: what does it take for a pear tree to grow? And why didn't we realize our calling as a Maroon 5 cover band sooner?Children's Book Review: Llama Llama Red PajamaSupport us on Patreon and follow us on twitter @FatherBother. And if you have a book you want us to kidify in a future episode, just shout!

The Mattress With No Memory...Foam (The Bourne Identity)

Questions This Week: Where can a mattress go in Manhattan to find some good swiss cheese? And is sleuthiness a word?Children's Book Review: The Pout Pout FishSupport us on Patreon and follow us on twitter @FatherBother. And if you have a book you want us to kidify in a future episode, just shout!

Salamander Surprise! (The Great Gatsby)

Questions this week: Isn't The Great Gatsby just the worst? And whose gills are the prettiest of them all?Children's Book Review: The Very Hungry CaterpillarSupport us on Patreon and follow us on twitter @FatherBother. And if you have a book you want us to kidify in a future episode, just shout!

Frankenstein Bubblegum (Frankenstein)

Questions this week: How much bubblegum does it take to fix a Volkswagen? And who does that wolf think he's fooling?Children's Book Review: The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs (Thanks for the rec, Kaitlyn!)Support us on Patreon and follow us on twitter @FatherBother. And if you have a book you want us to kidify in a future episode, just shout!

Juice’s Journey (The Grapes of Wrath)

Questions this week: Who brings a bear to show and tell? And why the heck did Elvira rap?Children's Book Review: Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?Support us on Patreon and follow us on twitter @FatherBother. And if you have a book you want us to kidify in a future episode, just shout!